Funny When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein 91
Motivational I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being... Steve Jobs 131
Life Life is growth. If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we are as good as dead. Morihei Ueshiba 36
Positive Without a positive male role model in your life, it is extremely difficult to become a man who benefits his family and benefits society. Donald Miller 36
Love When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before. Blaise Pascal 38
Friendship The bonds of friendship that I forged in my college days are still going strong. Diana Penty 37
Attitude You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. Don Rickles 28