Johnny Depp

I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny when the person delivering the line doesn't know it's funny or doesn't treat it as a joke. Maybe it comes from a place of truth, or it's a sort of rage against society.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Mark Twain 24

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

Oscar Wilde 22

Truth

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.

Buddha 21

Truth

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Arthur Schopenhauer 17

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The object of the superior man is truth.

Confucius 17

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C. S. Lewis 18

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No legacy is so rich as honesty.

William Shakespeare 20

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We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.

Denis Diderot 20

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Martin Luther King, Jr. 18

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Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

Thomas Jefferson 13