Nish Kumar

I'm a standup comedian who can't drive. I have never learned. I don't trust my hand-eye coordination. You're looking at someone who once dropped a cricket ball on to his own head during a routine catching practice; I don't think it's a great idea to have me in control of a high-speed metal death robot.

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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.

Al Goldstein 32

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The death penalty in the U.S. has become a political tool - and it should never be that.

Lennie James 33

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I was blessed with a birth and a death, and I guess I just want some say in between.

Ani DiFranco 54

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W. E. B. Du Bois 37

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Thomas Arnold 50

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Death is the beginning of something.

Edith Piaf 47

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Yossi Ghinsberg 36

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James Belushi 50

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Yuichiro Miura 37

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A dislike of death is no proof of the want of religion. The instincts of nature shrink from it, for no creature can like its own dissolution. But...

William Jay 51