Albert Einstein

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Older people sit down and ask, 'What is it?' but the boy asks, 'What can I do with it?'.

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And one more thing.

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It's not the tools that you have faith in - tools are just tools. They work, or they don't work. It's people you have faith in or not. Yeah, sure, I'm...

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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods

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I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to...

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

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Only one who devotes himself to a cause with his whole strength and soul can be a true master. For this reason mastery demands all of a person.

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Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

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