Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield Birthday

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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

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The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

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Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

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