Truth People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. Andy Rooney 22
Chance The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Andy Rooney 27
Christmas One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. Andy Rooney 22
Computers Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever... Andy Rooney 28
Computers Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney 27
