Music I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give... Billy Connolly 23
Music My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Billy Connolly 24
Music I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly 22
Trust Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on. Billy Connolly 29
Car Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it... Billy Connolly 14
