Smile If you don't like your job, then change it by getting some better skills. Until then, shut up and get my burger with a smile, like in the commercials. Carlos Mencia 5
Anger I don't want to go on stage with anger. And that's why I worked so hard to look within and change myself and evolve. Carlos Mencia 8
Christmas I was never funny. I'd be funny once a year at Christmas. I'd do impressions of how people talked and danced, but that stopped when I was about 11. Carlos Mencia 9
Communication Here's the problem: People have completely and utterly forgotten one thing when it comes to communication - intent. Carlos Mencia 14