Opinion I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay.... Demetri Martin 13
Music The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a... Demetri Martin 14
Music I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' Demetri Martin 13
Trust I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute... Demetri Martin 12
Trust I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and... Demetri Martin 13
Alone I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other... Demetri Martin 11
