Opinion I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay.... Demetri Martin 7
Music The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a... Demetri Martin 10
Music I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' Demetri Martin 10
Trust I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute... Demetri Martin 8
Trust I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and... Demetri Martin 9
Alone I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other... Demetri Martin 6
