Life If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson 18
Life Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson 15
Change Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson 14
Happiness The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. Doug Larson 19
Anniversary More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson 22
Car If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson 14
Computers Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson 15
-sm.webp)