Fred Allen's quotes

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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

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I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

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