Life Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Garrison Keillor 39
Natur Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Garrison Keillor 26
Car Cursing is highly effective in person - someone kicks his car in rage, forgetting he's wearing flip-flops, flames pour from his mouth, and it's... Garrison Keillor 22
Chance Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three... Garrison Keillor 23
Christmas A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. Garrison Keillor 33
Death Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise... Garrison Keillor 45
