Anniversary Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and... Henny Youngman 53
Music If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman 30
Anniversary I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman 34
Car I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. Henny Youngman 31
