Business I taught myself computer. Then Macintosh came along, and it became a really bad addiction. If I wasn't in show business, I'd have pocket protectors... Jeff Dunham 5
Birthday Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. Jeff Dunham 3
Christmas When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom... Jeff Dunham 8
