Life To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. Jerry Seinfeld 24
Music A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld 28
Amazing It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld 29
Death Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death. Jerry Seinfeld 24
Anger Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work... Jerry Seinfeld 18
Birthday You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' Jerry Seinfeld 22
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