Trust I don't trust anyone that hasn't been to jail at least once in their life. You should have been, or something's the matter with you. John Waters 15
Happiness I don't like rules of any kind. And I seek people who break rules with happiness - and not bringing pain to themselves. John Waters 12
Amazing Life is a rotten lottery. I've had a pretty amazing life, a good life, and God knows I'm thankful, but I do believe that after 30, stop whining!... John Waters 14
Birthday For a meal out, my number one restaurant is Peter's Inn. I first went there when it was an old biker bar. Believe me, when it was Motorcycle Pete's,... John Waters 17
Birthday My 40th birthday I held in an old-age home. My 50th I had at Pravda before it opened in New York. My 60th I had at Pastis. For my 70th, I thought,... John Waters 11
Christmas One Christmas, Dennis Dermody, the movie critic of 'Paper,' gave me 'Rock Hudson: A Gathering of Friends,' the master invitation list from Rock... John Waters 15
Christmas Always be prepared if someone asks you what you want for Christmas. Give brand names, the store that sells the merchandise, and, if possible, exact... John Waters 12
Christmas Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left. John Waters 9
