Music As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares?... Larry the Cable Guy 18
Car What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero... Larry the Cable Guy 13
Christmas We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry... Larry the Cable Guy 15
Christmas Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it. Larry the Cable Guy 14
