Friendship You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. Laurence J. Peter 33
Art Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter 37
Music If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Laurence J. Peter 26
Business An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. Laurence J. Peter 30
Beauty Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. Laurence J. Peter 25
be the best Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. Laurence J. Peter 24
