Life Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Lewis Grizzard 1
Attitude You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' Lewis Grizzard 1
Change Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it... Lewis Grizzard 0
Alone I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. Lewis Grizzard 0