Smile Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move! Margaret Cho 15
Change Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. Margaret Cho 34
Lose I was raised to be self-conscious about weight. Then as I got older and started doing television, it became a career issue, like, 'You have to lose... Margaret Cho 14
Revenge My former bullies pay extra to come backstage and meet me after shows, and I pretend not to know them in front of their friends. It is the most divine... Margaret Cho 10
Happiness Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are... Margaret Cho 17
Beauty Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. Margaret Cho 15
Birthday Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise... Margaret Cho 18
cool I'm taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It's very collaborative,... Margaret Cho 20
