Death Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for... Mel Brooks 20
Music Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks 16
Death If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. Mel Brooks 12
Chance Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy,... Mel Brooks 16
