Death Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for... Mel Brooks 13
Music Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks 6
Death If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. Mel Brooks 5
Chance Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy,... Mel Brooks 9
