Dreams I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. Mitch Hedberg 14
Amazing Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! Mitch Hedberg 18
Business I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though... Mitch Hedberg 17
Lose I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. Mitch Hedberg 17
