Music Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money? Ogden Nash 34
Happiness The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. Ogden Nash 27
Happiness There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. Ogden Nash 28
Age Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash 28
Age Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Ogden Nash 33
