Music The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller 22
Music I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller 23
Anger My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell,... Phyllis Diller 18
Beauty Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller 27
