Life I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner 27
Love Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner 15
Business I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they... Rita Rudner 19
Lose Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner 40
Age My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck... Rita Rudner 26
Birthday I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But... Rita Rudner 19
