Music I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the... Steven Wright 29
Music What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny. Steven Wright 36
Music When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way.... Steven Wright 31
Success In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after.... Steven Wright 32
Death Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.' Steven Wright 31
