Music I think being funny was a coping mechanism because I was always the new kid in school. Tom Segura 8
Lose I don't want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people again and know for sure that they're fatter... Tom Segura 8
Car You get such a visceral thrill driving a race car. You think you've driven, and then you're like, 'Oh, I was doing something for 20 years that I... Tom Segura 9
Car I like my shame straight up and honest, and nobody does it better than In-N-Out Burger. You go to In-N-Out Burger, and they ask you the most... Tom Segura 4
