Steven Wright

Steven Wright Birthday

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

Dr. Seuss 26

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Voltaire 34

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Oprah Winfrey 36

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Plautus 25

There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

William Barclay 31

The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of indep...

The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.

Denis Waitley 24

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Satchel Paige 27

It takes a long time to become young.

It takes a long time to become young.

Pablo Picasso 22

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.

Ausonius 31

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Brian Tracy 29

For my birthday my husband learned

I'm amazed. When I was 40, I though

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